Category Shootn the Bull

I was recently given a writing prompt challenge. I had to "Write a script to give telemarketers to sell plastic pooper-scoopers." It's rare that I get an excuse to write about poop, so I took up the challenge.

That inspirational quote? It's really stupid. Think about it before you crochet it on your pillow - or post it on social media. It doesn't matter how pretty you wrap it up.

I don't know if anyone else tries to fight off being sick, but here's my phases of fighting sick. It includes trying to trick my body, denial, and finally assuming the fetal position.

Thanks to Aaronfor emailing me this. It was released a few years back, but it’s just too good not to highlight again. Also, if you haven’t seen the video I posted here that Jimmy Fallon, The Roots and the Star…